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RE: Grab the CHEESE
I deploy Shegorath to retake the cheese. The horde is decimated in his wake.

I have the cheese.

Quote:Game making in 6 steps:
1: Get assets and program
2: Smash the two together until stuff happens
3: Beat your face into your keyboard when stuff breaks/doesn't want to work
4: Continue beating your face into your keyboard until you've smashed the right code
5: Rejoice that it works and move on to the next thing
6: Go back to Step 2 and repeat
06-10-2015, 04:58 PM
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I use a Pokemon move called 'Stone Edge' which makes large stones rise from the ground and hit the opponent from below. I then jump on the stones and swipe the cheese from Lam's hands.

I have le cheese.
06-10-2015, 07:06 PM
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I use a Kirby inhale to ingest the cheese (along with TripleAAA), absorbing its power.

I am the cheese.

Quote:Game making in 6 steps:
1: Get assets and program
2: Smash the two together until stuff happens
3: Beat your face into your keyboard when stuff breaks/doesn't want to work
4: Continue beating your face into your keyboard until you've smashed the right code
5: Rejoice that it works and move on to the next thing
6: Go back to Step 2 and repeat
06-10-2015, 10:02 PM
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#24
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I pocket Lamda like a villager, and hide in a cardboard box.

I have Lamda, who is the cheese.

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06-10-2015, 10:10 PM
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The cardboard box flips over and waddles inside of one of my spare fortresses.

I have Soul, who has Lamda, who is the cheese.
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YOU! YOU STOLE MY CHEESE! IF I CAN'T HAVE THE CHEESE!...

I make a creepy face as I set my plan in motion. First, I KO Lamda, which resets his power. He stops being the cheese. Ergo, Blackmore no longer has the cheese.

Next, I stuff Blackmore inside of a desk, and get rich selling it. Having milked the desk joke, I make a new piece of cheese. I take the piece of cheese to China, building a base out of the great wall. To bolster its defenses, I equip its length with speakers that scream at 200 decibels. I buy foam cheese chunks made in China so that you all spend precious time trying to yoink cheese. Finally, I buy my own desk back for giggles, though Blackmore had already escaped it.

At any rate, I do have the cheese.

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06-10-2015, 10:46 PM
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I slap earmuffs on, EM Wave Change, and destroy the speakers from within. Using Buki 3, I slam down the gigantic hammer onto the fortified base. The resulting shockwave is so powerful that the Great Wall crumbles within a 1 kilometer radius. I snatch the cheese from the desk, and using the desk's conveniently-placed, totally-not-made-up-on-the-spot computer, I pulse in, re-emerge from a satellite in Alaska, and return to human form. I then trek through an intense blizzard. My hands are so cold that they are frozen over the cheese.

I has teh CHEESE.

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06-10-2015, 11:31 PM
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I stick the cheese in an oven. It melts.

Shit.

I have a bowl of melted cheese. Now get it before I grab the Tortillas.

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06-10-2015, 11:45 PM
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I go to a cake shop and purchase a cheese cake at 25% off with a coupon.

Then I walk three streets to the north, two streets to the right, four stories up, turn the corner and phase through a wall. As i walk through a fantastic hallway of nightmares and dreams I look to left and fall through the floor. I end up in an alleyway where i walk two streets to the left where I leave the cheese cake with Blackmore Darkwing and then take a train to downtown. Then i walk to the nearby store and out through the back way. I then proceed to walk straight into a bus and am dragged for a mile before it stops. I get up and limp two feet away before being collapsing and being taken to a nearby hospital. After 24 hours pass i get discharged and walk out to take a cab to a cabin in the woods.

I do not have the cheese.

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#30
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I conquer the entire world and declare myself it's owner. I go to any store and take some cheese for "classified governmental reasons". I waltz into the large hadron collider facility and chuck the cheese into the collider. An extremely dense cheese singularity forms. I escape to the moon via rocket, then sit back and watch as the world undergoes spaghettification, becoming one with the cheese. I own the world, and the world is cheese.
I have the cheese.
15-10-2015, 02:36 PM
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I jump into a time machine and travel back to when the cheese was first made. I take it back to the present.

I have the cheese
17-10-2015, 07:43 PM
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A time paradox makes C.P.'s cheese explode, and using black hole magic I made a white hole appear a throw the cheese.

I have the cheese.
22-10-2015, 11:06 PM
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From my secret base in the clouds, I observe all the cheese's movements. I swoop down and take the cheese whilst no-one is looking, and quickly swing back to the base.

I have the cheese
01-11-2015, 07:23 PM
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#34
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I follow this recipe.


I have the cheese.


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#35
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Look at me. Now back at you. Now look at me again. Now look back at your hand, and you will notice the cheese is gone.

I have the cheese.
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The cheese slaps you and comes to me.

I have the cheese.

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I calmly sit at a table drinking cola as a strong gust of wind passes by, branches dancing in the wind as leaves break free to dance alone. I grin and enjoy the weather as clouds form overhead, blocking the majority of the sun's light as the clouds grow darker and darker. I begin humming a tune to myself before taking another drink, noticing the chaos over the chunk of cheese in the distance. Initially I roll my eyes but continue watching, becoming more and more interested in the battle for such a simple piece of dairy.

Noticing the most recent owner's lack of defenses for the cheese, a wry grin forms on my face. I snatch a leaf out of the air and take out a pen. I quickly scribble a drawing onto it and let it fly towards Wkay. the leaf dances in the wind, it's ballet becoming more and more chaotic as it draws closer. My smile grows greater and greater as it nears it's target, only to pass eventlessly behind their head. Seeing this I slouch in my seat, sighing with an annoyed expression as I take another drink. A bolt of lightning knocks me out of my gloom, the strike occurring behind the leaf I had let fly, drawing Wkay's attention to the bolt and the drawing on the leaf.

I grin as he falls apart into a book, getting up and walking over to him as I once again take out my pen and write "Cannot inconvenience Lying Magpie" then close the "book". As he's still dazed, I pick up the cheese and draw another doodle on it like the one I'd placed on the leaf before placing the chunk in my pocket. I then walk back over to where I was sitting as it begins to rain, initially drizzling before turning into an all out downpour. I sit, smug as I take a drink and look out into the rain.

I smile and say "I have the cheese."

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22-10-2017, 10:03 PM
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#38
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Oh hey guys, look! I spotted a TL;DR

I have the cheese!

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#39
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N-Mario get Distracted with the TL;DR Then I came from his back and take the cheese from his hand, then jump in the closest hole. Now I have the Chesse.

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I used time travel back and forth to grab the cheese from any on else who posts in the future.

I have the cheese.

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24-10-2017, 01:51 AM
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