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The Fail'd (Failed) Robot Masters Game!
Hey everyone! So, I recently came across this gem over on Capcom Unity - and I thought it might be fun to try here:

So, the rules are that you will:
1. Create a Robot Master name.
2. The next person to post will explain why the previous poster's Robot Master failed.
3. Then, that person will include another Robot Master name for the next poster to explain why that RM failed.
4. You are creating original RM names - don't use official ones. But, if the next person wants to say that an official Robot Master would obliterate the previous poster's RM, then that is fine.

Alright, I'll start with an example - and then leave the rest up to you guys!

My post: Pine Woman.

Next Post: Failed because she was cut down and used as some family's Christmas tree.

Your turn! Someone explain why Quack Man failed.

Note: I didn't copy and paste this - I just saw the game rules and wanted to try it on here. My explanations are my own words - and the RM names, etc. are written by me (not based on anyone else's post). I just wanted to say this, in case any one was turned off by the idea that I copied this - which I DID NOT - I only applied the basic concept and general set up.

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Quack Man failed because he ran out of duck.
Get it? Because... oh forget it.

Explain why Nuclear Man failed.

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Nuclear Man failed because he started leaking radioactive waste everywhere he went. Seriously, nobody wants to come into contact with that stuff.

Explain why Socket Woman failed.
28-07-2016 03:39 AM
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Socket Woman was originally planned to be the recharge station for Plug Man (because a plug goes into a socket, obviously). However, out of fear of robot pornography being created, the guys decided to transform her into a regular wall plug. Originally, Plug Man was going to use those giant British plugs because some of the scientists were British, but that was uncomfortable with the amount of "wow that's a big plug you've got there buddy!" jokes, so they changed it to an American plug.

Explain why Cannabis Man failed.
28-07-2016 05:23 AM
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Cannabisman had a bad influence and tried to teach kids that weed is good for them (obviously it's not).

Explain why Mindman failed.
28-07-2016 11:24 AM
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He was so full of data, his head went......kaput


Explain how Thaw Man failed

Licensed Game=Cash In

Well, most of the time anywho

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Thaw Man failed because he short-circuited himself during a blizzard. All that melted snow is bad for your complexion. And your insides.

Explain why Trunk Man failed. What type of trunk? You decide!

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He was another one of those touted bad ass fighters who ended up reduced to a jobber status just like Vegetable Man and Saiya Man.

Explain why Person Man failed.

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Edit: (Sorry, but I had to leave this first one. I worked REALLY hard on it!)

@Jexulus: All of them. Alright, so when some idiot crashed their car into him, Trunk Man's car trunk crushed his butt trunk, leaving Trunk Man with a bleeding ass. Then, when the EMTs tried to get Trunk Man to the hospital, he started thrashing his elephant trunk around, injuring several people. So, the police had to subdue Trunk Man by cutting his tree trunk body; thus, killing him.

@Karakato: There was nothing special about him, so he was converted into an average Joe model.

Explain why Surf Man failed.

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He eventually got bitten by a shark because they hate robots more as everybody knows.

Explain why Constructionman failed.
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Constructionman had complaints that he was actually taking APART the buildings, rather than building them. Apparently, he couldn't get the memo that there was a difference between construction and destruction, so they hired Gutsman and Concreteman to repair some of the damage Constructionman left behind. A multitasking robot wasn't the best idea after all...

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He could walk the walk, he could talk the talk, but he couldn't handle an entire football team piling on top of him.

Explain how Soda Man failed.

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Soda Man failed because Pop Man was more well-loved up north, so none of the factories would produce Soda Man branded products.

Explain how Vent Man failed.

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Vent Man failed because scientists said "What is this odour? It's probably this robot master. The materials are probably bad, so we'll have to shut him down, but we don't have the budget for a new one". Failing to realise, of course, that this odour was nothing more than the toxic air they put inside this robot master so that it goes through his vents (as an attack).

Explain why Nuke Man failed.
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Simple

He blew him self up


Explain how Rainbow Man failed(if robot masters from fangames are allowed

Licensed Game=Cash In

Well, most of the time anywho

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I don't even need to give an answer to that one.

Explain how Vacuum Man failed.

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He sucked.

Explain why Thesaurus Man failed.

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Thesaurus Man failed because, let's face it. Who wants to be arsed into reading about tons and tons of words that could be used to beat him? Not me, that's for sure.

Explain why Blimp Woman failed.
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Blimp Woman failed because she was full of hot air - so literally every fire robot master (yes, including Heat Man) was able to set her on fire.

Explain why Marshmallow Man failed.

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Because he was eaten. By a robot master.

Explain why Ogre Man failed.
28-07-2016 09:33 PM
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