The Vending Machine Game
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#21
RE: The Vending Machine Game
You receive an elaborate figurine of an odd creature. It looks like a jumble of several animals mashed together into one. Oh wait, it's just a plaster cast of a Chimera, but it's missing a pair of legs. [Item: Damaged Plaster Chimera (1)]

*Insert coin*

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Toy Spatula
Bag of Potato Chips

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#22
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You receive a naked barbie, but it is missing it's head.

*Inserts Quid*

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08-05-2012, 04:53 AM
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#23
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You receive: A quintessential quality quail egg.

*Insert Toy Spatula*

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Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated barbie doll

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08-05-2012, 06:32 AM
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#24
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You receive a homoerotic spongebob doll

*inserts 1 misc gib*

Items:
Bacon Popsicle
Zora's flippers
Misc Gibs(2)
Dark Knight Blu-Ray with 6 hours of specials features
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#25
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You receive: pistol magazines (2) and some explosive bullets (7). Well what good is that without the gun?

*Inserts coin*

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Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll

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#26
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You receive pure oxygen which, since it doesn't have a tank to contain it, quickly dissipates into the air

*Inserts the dark knight*

Items:
Bacon Popsicle
Misc Gibs(2)
Zora's Flippers
Pistol Magazine(2)
Explosive Bullets(7)
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#27
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You receive: A Joker card (1). Figures, eh?

*Inserts coin*

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Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll

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#28
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You receive coins (3)

*inserts Zora's flippers*

Items:
Bacon popsicle
Gibs(2)
Pistol Magazine(2)
Explosive Bullets(7)
A Joker card
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#29
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You receive a Zora Mask

*Inserts 2 coins*

Inventory
  • Damaged Plaster Chimera
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#30
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You get Storm Tornado.

*inserts Rolex*

(07-05-2012, 10:17 PM)Madame Rarity Wrote: Romero who? The Zombie director?
An Easter Egg from Doom 2.

Items;
Raspberry Twinkies with HanaƱero filling.
Ganondorf Plushie
Disembodied but still warm tits(brb guysMM - Coolface)
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#31
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You get a broken Timex

*inserts 9mm bullet*

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Quaint Quail egg

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08-05-2012, 09:05 PM
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#32
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The bullet reverses through the system upon entry. You take a bullet to the knee.
You get a bloody shell casing.

*inserts classified government document*

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Ganondorf Plushie
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Broken Timex
08-05-2012, 09:15 PM
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#33
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You receive: ...

Wait, nothing's coming out.

You kick the machine, thinking maybe something's stuck. You hear an unusual cracking noise.

Whoops.

A few gears pop out (3). I hope the machine still works.

*Inserts a vended coin*

Inventory:
Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll
Vended Coins (2)

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08-05-2012, 10:49 PM
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#34
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It still works.

You get an Orange Lantern Power Ring and Lantern. They really work. You are now greedy.

*Inserts quarter*

Inventory:

MML3 Prototype version
Quaint Quail egg
Bullet in the knee (I used to be an adventurer, like you, until Lamda gave me a bullet in the knee.)

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08-05-2012, 10:56 PM
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#35
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You receive: several coins (25). Odd, I guess the machine also gives change?

*Inserts ...*

I hesitate because inserting this coin would mean I'll lose it. And I wouldn't want that, would I?

But then again, maybe I'll get many coins.

Maybe I can insert the coin and pull it back before it disappears?

*Inserts coin*

...

It took my coin...

Precious Inventory:
Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll
Vended Coins (2)
Orange Lantern Power Ring and Lantern

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08-05-2012, 11:02 PM
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#36
RE: The Vending Machine Game
You get your coin back, and a coin cloning machine. (Limit 3 coins per day)

*Inserts Ruble*

Inventory:

MML3 Prototype version
Quaint Quail egg
Bullet in the knee (I used to be an adventurer, like you, until Lamda gave me a bullet in the knee.)
25 coins

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08-05-2012, 11:13 PM
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#37
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You get a pound of fools gold
*inserts coin*

Inventory N/A

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08-05-2012, 11:19 PM
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#38
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You receive: A wrench... made of banana-walnut cake (1). Yeah, I don't know either.

*presses button on coin machine*

Receives a bunch of coins (3).

:D

*Inserts a coin*

Precious Inventory:
Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll
Vended Coin
Orange Lantern Power Ring and Lantern
Coin-cloning Device
Cloned Coins (3)

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08-05-2012, 11:27 PM
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#39
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You get the cure for cancer..... but its expired
*inserts A wrench... made of banana-walnut cake*

Inventory: A wrench... made of banana-walnut cake

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#40
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You receive: a coin. I guess it also does refunds? Or it could just be pure coincidence.

*Insert coin*

Precious Inventory:
Bag of Potato Chips
Decapitated Barbie doll
Homoerotic Spongebob doll
Orange Lantern Power Ring and Lantern
Coin-cloning Device
Cloned Coins (3)
Expired cure for cancer.

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